so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
Your Dad is one of my fandoms now. I’m calling it Summoner Dad of fangirling-and-tea
my dad is now asking what a “fandom” is
If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity
would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?
Imagine dating someone famous and having a tumblr, like you could stalk your bf/gfs tag and see what people think of them, get jealous over how many people write dirty fanfic about them and oh my God imagine the hate you would be getting but on the other hand everyone would envy you
hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.
that was a double pick up line wow